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Copy/Pasted from an email from Dad:

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance -
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the
light.
Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch' The crowd became
mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
floor , shattering into a hundred pieces.
'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.

Comments

( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
shadow_of_lotus
Jun. 18th, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)
haha, awww. :)
you're dad has a nice style in writing
x_lysistrata_x
Jun. 18th, 2008 01:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks. He has a great sense of humor, too.
loissanborn
Jun. 18th, 2008 01:56 pm (UTC)
*giggle* yuck.

i'm dense. i didn't get it until i read it a second time. o_0
x_lysistrata_x
Jun. 18th, 2008 02:21 pm (UTC)
I won't lie, it took me a minute too. I blame it on the context!
visionari
Jun. 19th, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
HAHAHA!

Your dad is a riot. :D
x_lysistrata_x
Jun. 19th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D
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